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（Onett）
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Onett Town Map




Population of a Onett

Place	Man	Woman	Animal	Other	Total
Ness's House Pokey's House Lier's House Main street Inside of a building Hint Shop Hideout Beak Point Library Game arcade City Hall Police Station Police Officer Giant Step Bakery Drug Store Burger Shop Hotel Onett Bush Hospital Road to Twoson	0 3 1 8 3 1 4 2 7 8 9 8 12 2 1 3 0 4 3 4	2 1 0 3 2 0 0 0 4 0 2 1 0 0 3 0 4 1 6 1	1 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 1 0 0 0 4	0 0 0 7 0 0 0 0 2 0 0 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0	3 4 1 15 5 1 4 2 13 8 11 11 12 3 4 4 4 5 9 9
Total	83	30	7	11	131

Bill Board

(Help Wanted - Policemen to close roards. Onett Police Dept.) 　 (Good and Strong, the kids of Onett...B.H.Pirkle) 　 (Clean, quiet and beautiful Onett--run by Mayor Pirkle...) 　 (If you have any trouble, consult your kind-hearted mayor !) 　 (The people of Onett are proud of B.H.Pirkle ! The Mayor is proud of the people of Onett.)

Mom's really cooking now. "Down Home Burgers" 　 Break the course of violence. Don't break the wind of change. "Fresh Breeze Movement" 　 Don't wander this far away from town. "Fresh Breeze Movement" 　 (Welcome to beautiful Onett, the wild flower of Eaglelad.) 　 (The flowers in the garden are representative of those in your heart. Treat them both nice.)

Main street

	A library is a nice place to learn stuff. I got a lot of info about EarthBound. You can borrow maps for nothing !
	You look so helpless. Are you okay ?
	The arcade is full of Sharks. I can't play there.
	If one of your friends becomes unconscious, you should visit them at the hospital. You should check with the nurse receptionist, and she will release your friend. It's a nice thing to remember, but it's all right if you forget.
	This town is out of control. The wild boys are hanging out in the town and the cops have really been cracking down on everyone. I'm considering moving to Twoson, a town in the south.
	Rumor has it that the Sharks'boss is hanging out near the Giant Step.
	The point overlooking the sea has beautiful scenery. It's over thataway. Such a beautiful place gets me all choked up.
	A girl named Paula lives in Twoson. Her mother runs a preschool out of their home. I can't remember the name of the school, but I heard Paula's really special. Why is she special ? I forgot to ask. Oh, well...
	Ness dug around in the trash can. Well, let's see here... There is a Hamburger inside ! Ness takes it. 　 There was just plain ol' garbage in the trash can.
	Bow-wow ! (Don't you think you'll be needing a weapon ? Did you know the drug store sells things you can use ? ...I knew about it.)

Inside of a building

	Are you Ness ? My son said something about going to a hide-out. I don't know what he was talking about. 　 W-Wh-Who's there ? It's creepy in here. What, you won't answer ? 　 If you're trying to sell us the newspaper, go away ! We don't read the paper ! And we don't want any milk, either ! 　 Say something funny. I'll listen. ... ... Mmm, I can't wait any longer ! 　 The drug store is to the east ! ...East is the opposite of west ! 　 "Pass. Whisper." "Whisper pssst psssssss." "Shhhhh, what if someone overhears us...?" "Right. Whisper." "Psst. Pss. WaHaHa !" "You Jerk." "Because..." "Heh heh he" "Heh heh heh" 　 I'm going back to watching the news--it's funnier than you.
	I moved here from the way, way, way away next town. In the next town, there is the... what is the name ? uh... Polar Star preschool. The preschool is at Paula's house. Paula uses... what is it called ? ...uh...magic.
	I wonder if "EarthBound" has been released yet.
	Mr.Lier X.Agerate, the treasure hunter, finally found something interesting. I heard he will only show it to you.
	City Hall is to the east. You know, where the sun rises !
	When you're in trouble, do you think you'd ever like to have a hint ? 　↓
	(Yes) Why don't you get a hint from the next house ?	(No) All righty then, you're on your own. Good luck !

Hint Shop (Hint List)

	Now wait a minute, youngster ! I could give you a great hint for just $35. You'd like a hint, wouldn't you ? 　↓
	(Yes) It seems that the citizens of Onett have been harassed by those dang street punks called the Sharks. I wonder if going and talking to Frank, the leader of the Sharks, would do any good ? That's it for today. 　 Do you want to hear the hint once more ? This is a special service just for you...	(No) So you're telling me that you don't want a hint ? You're either awfully confident or $35 is too much to pay. Anyway, a young man like you is very unusual these days. If you happen to need a hint, c'mon back ! I'm here all the time...
	(When Ness don't have enough money) Oh, you don't have any money. Don't you understand ? This is how I make my living... I can't just give you a hint for free, kid.

Bakery

	I want to tell you the story of the creature from the vegetable soup, but I won't because I don't want to bother you with a story that has nothing to do with your adventure. If I keep talking about unrelated stuff, you might start ignoring important messages. It's important for you to talk to people. Also, a person might give you a different message, depending on when you speak to them. 　 Thank you for talking the time to talk to me again. Ah ! So you see what I mean ! It's important to take time out to talk with many people. 　 Yes ! Keep the lines of communication open. Just like you are doing now.
	I like cottage cheese on bread ! You haven't tried it ? It's the latest craze in culinary circles !
	It seems like every bakery has been making lucky sandwiches these days. They're kind of like fortune cookies, except you can win stuff. Oh yeah, and it's a sandwich. Okay, so maybe it's not like a fortune cookie. Anyway, the best thing that can happen is "recover PP." I just wish I knew what "PP" was...
	Hello. May I help you ? What shall I get you ? 　 (Goods is full) You have so many belongings... You just can't carry any more ! 　 Thank you very much. 　 Please come again. 　 (When Ness don't have enough money) It seems like you don't have enough money. Do you have any other orders ?

Drug Store

	Hey, I know your hard-earned cash is important to you, but you should call your mom. She's probably got an ulcer from worrying about you.
	Hi, come in, come in ! What can I do for you today ? 　↓
	(Buy) Can I help you find something ? 　 Thanks a bunch !	(sell) What do you want to sell ?
	(When Ness don't have enough money) Oh no ! Don't tell me you don't have enough money !! Do you need anything else from me ? 　 You don't want to buy anything from me ? Oh, you hurt my feelings. 　 Oh, no ! You can't sell that here.
	Hello there ! How may I help you ? 　↓
	(Buy) Can I get you anything ?	(Sell) What do you want to sell ?
	Can I get you anything else ? What would you like to get next ? 　 (When Ness don't have enough money) Excuse me, uhhh... you don't seem to have enough money. 　 (If Ness sell important item) I am sorry, but we cannot buy the ATM card. 　 Please come again.
	Woof ! Woof ! (I'm Ruffini the dog. I'm being possessed by the spirit of the game designer... (RUFF !) Do you see the window showing HP and PP at the bottom of the screen ? When you got to a store that has equippable items, this window will either flash, look normal or become black. If you are allowed to equip an item, and it is stronger than your current item, the window will flash. If the item's power is equal to, or less than your current equipped item, the window looks normal. If you can't equip an item, the window is black. ''Ruff'' I thought you'd like to know. Now it's time to become a regular dog again...)

Mach Pizza

(Open Soon ! Mach Pizza Onett Branch.)

Burger Shop

	I'm so much more relaxed here... They never ask me "Would you like fries with that shake ?"
	It seems like I'm always here... I hope you don't mind !
	Don't you think you get more food value out of 14 bucks worth of burgers than 8 bucks worth of french fries ? You'll feel better and more energetic if you eat better foods. You know--you'll recover more health if you eat more expensive food.
	Hello, may I take your order ? (smile, smile) What can I get for you ? (MENU) 　 Thank you very much. (smile smile) 　 Have a nice day ! (smile, smile)

Hotel Onett（Newspaper List）

"Hotel Onett" 35 dollars per night for a single room.

	Welcome to Hotel Onett. A one night stay will cost you $35. Would you like to stay ? 　↓
	(Yes) Have a nice stay.	(No) See you next time.
	(When Ness don't have enough money) It looks like you don't have $35... 　 Good morning. Did you sleep well ?
	Our nightly rate is not cheap, but we have clean sheets, and the rooms are secure. I'm sure you understand that this keeps us very busy. 　 Good morning ! Here's your free copy of the morning newspaper ! Here's today's headlines in the Onett Times... "Mysterious meteorite north of Onett still burning brightly"
	Can you believe it ? A group of ruffians spit their gum on me as I was passing by...
	You look like you'd be a real target for the Sharks. You'd better be careful.

Bush Hospital （病院の対応）

"Bush Hospital" The best hospital care in Onett ! We put our life into operating on you !

	Hello... and you are ...? Say, have you ever suffered from some type of sickness or condition that you couldn't get cured at a hospital ? For example, being "Diamondized," where your head gets as hard as a diamond... Or..."Mushroomized," where you have a mushroom on your head... If you're ever stuck with these types of embarrassing conditions, we of the magic healing shrine are here to ease your pain. We're ready and waiting...in the lobby of hospitals all over the world. The person next to me is the great teacher of magic healing.
	Though you may not believe it, I'm a healer. If you have some illness that can not be treated at the hospital, it's my job to care you. Do you need some help ? 　↓
	(Yes) What do you want me to to do ? Soften Restore feeling Purify I need to charge you $00.	(No) Mmm, come back when necessary.
	Ness isn't hard like a diamond. Ness isn't numb. Ness isn't possessed. 　 (When Ness don't have enough money) If you don't have any money, you'll just have to keep on going in your current state. 　 (When Ness is Mushroomized) Hey, now that I notice, could you sell me the mushroom growing on top of your head ? Come on, let's make a deal. 　↓
	(Sell) Thanks. I'll pay you $50 for each mushroom. All right, let's do it !	(No). Hmmmmm... That's too bad. By the way, do you need any help ?
	I heard that around here, our doctor is No.1. Hee hee hee... 　 I'm not busy right now. Shall I explain about the hospital system ? 　↓ (Yes) If a good friend of yours becomes unconscious, come to the hospital right away. As long as you have money for the doctor's fee, you'll be able to see your friend completely recovered in no time. Besides being unconscious, whenever you don't feel so well, come and talk to a doctor. Everything I just told you applies to hospitals all over the world. 　 (No). Yeah, well, I am actually pretty busy.

	I can examine each one of you for $20. 　↓
	(Yes, please) I don't think there is anything wrong with you.	(No, thanks) You really don't need any treatment ? All right.
	(When Ness is homesick) ...by the way, What a sad look in your eyes... you, the boy in a red cap. You must be homesick. That's nothing you need to be ashamed of. Anybody who is on a long trip will miss home. In this case, the best thing to do is to call home and hear your mom's voice.
	("Tombstone Blow-out Sale" We have a special discount for those who have passed on in this hospital. What would you like written on your tombstone ? Onett Hospital Surgery Team)
	What ? You're here to visit my daughter ? So you're the one who calls her in the middle of the night and talks for hours ! ...oh, it's not you. Then why did you come to this room ?
	I was SMAAAAASHED by a mouse.
	Welcome to Onett Hospital. I run the place. Ah... gotcha !! Sorry. I'm just a patient here.
	When I came to visit my friend at this hospital, I somehow slipped and fell in the hallway. So now I'm staying in the hospital too. This could be the basis for a great, tragic tearjerker. Well, maybe not...!

Beak Point

Even if you're poor, come and see how easy it is to own a luxurious second home ! "Beak Point Real Estate"

	Doesn't this house look good ? You can buy it for only $7500 ! It has an ocean view, and the sunsets are beautiful. Folks should have a place of their own. Do you want to buy it ? 　↓
	(Yes) Thank you. It's all yours now. Take some time and relax.	(No) You can't afford $7500 ? It was a waste of time talking to you.
	Hey ! You've got your own place now ! 　 A house in such good condition can't be that cheap. 　 You've found an old magazine. Are you going to read it ? 　↓ (Yes) "My Secret Life, chapter three." (Story form the previous chapter.) I was neither a murder suspect, nor a target for an international spy organization. But I drove a car down the Jersey Turnpike at 80 mph. ...A police officer pulled me over and asked for my driver's license. He said I was going 20 mph over the speed limit. I instantly pointed to my wife and said "I'm in a hurry, my wife is in labor." Fortunately, my wife actually had a big stomach. I hoped he'd let me go with this excuse. "Oh, since it's an emergency. I'll lead you to the hospital with my police car," he said. "No, it's not necessary." "Why not ?" asked the officer. "Uh... well..." "Let's get going," said the officer... "No, no ! We can't ! This baby is a demon child !" 　 (No) Good. That may be the best choice.
	I must be the happiest man in the world. I can practice my trumpet in this scenic spot. I'll send my haunting melody throughout the town !

Hideout

	Ness, I'm doing watch-out duty for the hideout. Can you take over ? 　↓
	(Yes) Just kidding. Being watch-out is my job.	(No) You're busy. I understand.
	I'll give you my Mr. Baseball cap, I know you've wanted it for a long time. It's the best cap for someone really brave like you. (Ness got the Mr. Baseball cap.) 　 I'd like to go on an adventure with you once I become a little stronger.
	You've grown since I last saw you. You're beginning to look like a man. You're so cool ! I... I think I really like you. Well, you know what I mean. 　 You know what I mean.
	I had a dream about you, and you were traveling with a cute girl. If the dream comes true, say hi to her for me. After all, I'm single...