（Twoson）
Boy meets Girl
Twoson Town Map
Population of a Twoson
| Place | Man | Woman | Animal | Other | Total |
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Main street Inside of a building Hint Shop Burglin Park Department Store Polestar preschool Bus Station Home of Kid Mach Pizza Twoson Hotel Cycle shop Twoson Hospital Chaos Theater Peaceful Rest Valley Tunnel |
7 2 1 11 6 2 5 2 0 5 1 5 21 3 1 |
5 2 0 2 8 3 0 0 1 0 0 2 8 1 0 |
2 1 0 0 0 1 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 |
0 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 6 |
14 7 1 13 14 7 5 3 1 5 1 7 29 4 7 |
| Total | 72 | 32 | 6 | 8 | 118 |
Bill Board
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(Do you play some sports ?...If you do, that's fine by us. "Twoson Athletic Committee") (Twoson is different from Onett. We have Burglin Park.) |
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Twoson--we got this name because we weren't first. If you have time to read this, go to the Chaos Theater immediately. Are you happy now ? "Happy Happy Religious Group" |
Main Street
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Welcome ! Would you like me to tell you about Twoson ? ↓ (Yes) Twoson has a modern, clean hotel. There is a hospital and the wonderful Chaos Theater. There is the Polestar preschool, and a nice bus station. If you're curious, you might want to check out Burgin Park. It's exciting. East of the town, you find the Peaceful Rest Valley. On the other side of the valley is Happy-Happy Village. There's also a pizza parlor. Do you want to know anything else ? Well, tee hee, I don't know anything else. (No) It's too much trouble for me too. |
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I see that you're young but have had some adventures. I think that Paula would be a good friend for you. |
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I'm thinking about catching a bus to Threed. I heard there are ghosts along the way. I wonder if the bus will have to turn around and come back. |
 | Burglin Park seems kind of dangerous, but there's some great stuff there. |
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That stupid slob, the Apple Kid, always asks me for something to eat. He's the inventor-- he should invent some food for himself. |
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I'm nuts about this one kid inventor. No, not that airheaded, dweeby Apple Kid. I'm talking about the incredibly hot Orange Kid ! People in Happy-Happy Village are fanatical about a strange religion. Maybe they've got some sort of bad fever. Be careful. |
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I saw some weird bad guy following Paula. This guy gave me the creeps. |
 | Paula isn't here ! She suddenly left, and I don't know where she went. |
 | I heard Paula was kidnapped, but it's still unconfirmed. |
 | I hear that a girl named Paula was kidnapped while helping out at the Polestar preschool. |
 | (There was a kidnapping ! Believe me, even though I'm just a dog. Woof !) |
 | (I'm not an enemy. I'm just a friendly mole. I'll tell you how to distinguish between your friends and enemies. It's easy to tell an enemy just by looking at them. Enemies look like humans with weird-colored faces. Beware of them. However... you can't get more powerful if you avoid your enemies.) |
 | I always see you walking around. Walking is good for your health. |
Inside of a building
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Dad and Mom have left for Happy-Happy Village. They wannna meet with the founder of the religion there. |
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Did you know that two young inventors live in this town ? I want to invent something, too. |
 | My daughter left for the big city to become a superstar. She's using a stage name-- Vein... oh, vein something...she's working hard. |
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I have a lot of old, broken junk, but I hate to throw anything away. If you have a friend who is knowledgeable about mechanics, that person might be able to fix something for you overnight ... Man, a friend like that would be so handy... |
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I've told you a thousand times. "munch, munch" I won't join the Happy Happy Religious Group. "munch, munch, munch" If you get pushy with me, I'll pelt you with peanuts ! "munch, munch" If you're looking for Venus's house, it's next door. |
Mach Pizaa
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Welcome to Mach Pizza ! We don't sell pizza here. We only deliver. Let me give you our number so you can place an order sometime. The best pizza is Mach Pizza. The number is... "psst psst psst". You got that ? "Munch"munch"gulp" Uh... no, I didn't take a piece of pizza. I would never think of doing that ! I was delicious, though. Enjoy ! As you may know, you need to order by phone, okay ? |
Cycle shop "Punk-Sure"
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This is the cycle shop "Punk-Sure"! Bicycles are so much fun and are so convenient... It's a lot faster than walking. You'll be really popular with the biking crowd. Do you want a bicycle ? ↓ |
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(Yes) Unfortunately, we don't have any more bikes for sale. We only have rentals. Do you want to rent one ? |
(No) Oh... you don't know how to ride a bike. Me neither. |
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(Yes) I really like your straight-forward style. I'll tell you what, I'll let you borrow a bike for free. (Ness got the Bicycle.) You know that two people can't ride on one bicycle, so of course three or four people on a bike would be impossible ! Did you also know that you can't ride a bike with anything following you ? Teddy bears, for example... Carrying a bear and riding is impossible for you. And don't even think about riding a bike into a cave. (Good is full) You have too many items. Why don't you get rid of something and come back. I know you want it now, but my hands are tied... Do you want a bicycle ? ↓ |
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(Yes) Didn't you already borrow a bicycle ? We don't have any more right now... |
(No) You're here to return your bike ? Look how low your seat is ! Geez, you must have short legs. That's it ! I'll call you stubby legs ! Hey ! Stubby legs ! |
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Twoson Hospital （病院の対応）
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(To recover or not depends on luck. Believe in your luck. Believe your doctor also. The Doctor believes in his luck. |
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 | Though you may not believe it, I'm a healer | |
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I'm not busy right now. Shall I explain about the hospital system ? My shot didn't hurt. I'm sure everyone is talking about it, but don't worry about me. |
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 | I can examine each one of you for $20. | |
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I wanted to see the circus in Threed, the next town over, but I hurt my leg in the Peaceful Rest Valley. |
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| I had an argument with my friend about Happy-Happyism. | |
 | I got bit by zombies in Threed, the next town over, so I'm stuck in this hospital. I left something good at the Threed Hospital, but now I can't go get it because the bus can't get through the tunnel. | |
Department Store 1F
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Do you want to buy a ticket for the Runaway Five show ? ↓ |
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(Yes) The main floor and balcony seats are sold out. We only have box seats, which cost 20 dollars. Would that be okay ? Oh, wait... the box seats sold out a long time ago. Oops. My mistake. The box seats are the most popular. |
(No) Oh, I mistook you for a customer. |
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Would you like to return something ? ↓ |
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(Yes) What do you want to return ? The Cookie ? We can give you back $3. Would you like to do that ? ↓ |
(No) Oh, that's good. Please stop by again. |
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(Yes) Thank you very much. |
(No) Please stop by again. |
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We're very sorry, but we don't deal with that product. Do you have anything else ? |
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 | This department store isn't crowded. I like that. | |
| I always feel much better after hearing my mom's voice over the phone. I was really homesick recently, and my mom cheered me right up. You should call your mom sometime. Believe me, those melancholy feelings will be gone before you know it. | |
2F
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I heard a meteorite crashed onto a hilltop near Onett. That must have been exciting ! |
| I think that my grandchild is older than you. He's a famous inventor. He lives here, and people call him Orange Kid. He seems to be popular with the girl, because he's...groovy ? |
| Yum yum... mmm... I'm eating a skip sandwich. It makes you want to start skipping ! I saw it on a TV ad, and I just had to try one. I'll bet I can really move after eating this... |
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Hello, may I take your order ? (smile, smile) What can I get for you ? (MENU) Thank you very much. (smile smile) Have a nice day ! (smile, smile) |
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Hello. May I help you ? What shall I get you ? (Goods is full) You have so many belongings... You just can't carry any more ! Thank you very much. Please come again. (When Ness don't have enough money) It seems like you don't have enough money. Do you have any other orders ? |
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 | I wanna visit my boyfriend in Threed'cept the bus won't go there. I wonder why. |
 | That teddy bear they sell over there... I heard it helps in battle. I don't know what they're talking about. It looks like a plain ol' teddy bear to me... |
 | Happy-Happy Village is getting to be more and more blue. Do you get it ? |
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Hello there ! How may I help you ? ↓ (Buy) Can I get you anything ? (Sell) What do you want to sell ? (When Ness don't have enough money) Excuse me, uhhh... you don't seem to have enough money. (If Ness sell important item) I am sorry, but we cannot buy the ATM card. Please come again. |
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Hi ! Can I help you ? Are you here just to say "Hi" ? What a loser ! |
Bus Station
 | To take the bus, or not to take the bus... hmmm. I get scared pretty easily... | |
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That's right, I'm a bus driver. For now, I'm resting. Life is long... take it easy, chubs. Why don't you check out your town map and learn about this area. (When Ness didn't have towan map) You don't have a town map ? You didn't borrow one from the Onett library ? |
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| This town's bus system is a little strange. Be sure to check the bus stop signs. I wonder who came up with this system ? | |
 | I was in the last war, so I'm not scared of ghosts. Actually, I'm more scared of my old lady, ha ! | |
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(Ness checked the bus schedule.) (It looks like the next bus will come pretty soon.) (It looks like it's going to be a while before the next bus comes.) Yep, this is the bus to Theed, but, ...I'm not sure if we can get there or not. The fare is $2. ...do you want to go ? ↓ |
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(Yes) Okay. Let's give it a shot. ...I have a feeling this could get ugly, though. |
(No) ...Yep, I personally think it's better if you don't go. ...I'm also not real confident about getting there. |
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(For some reason, the bus returned to Twoson.) ...Yep ! Just like I thought... ...Okay, I'm starting to get the creeps... We're going back to the bus station. Do you want to get off here ? ↓ |
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Twoson Hotel (Hint List)
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"Twoson Hotel" 50 dollars per night for a single room. |
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Welcome to Hotel Onett. A one night stay will cost you $50. Would you like to stay ? ↓ |
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(Yes) Have a nice stay. |
(No) See you next time. |
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(When Ness don't have enough money) It looks like you don't have $50... Good morning. Did you sleep well ? |
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You must be quite a rich boy to stay at such a nice, first class hotel like this one. How about reading the newspaper before you go ? Here is this morning's Twoson Tribune headline... "Ghosts found to inhabit tunnel to Threed" |
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What ? So... What ? Huh ? Pardon ? Geez... Mmm ? You're annoying ! Dang me ! Yeah, yeah ! Ah, ha ha ! Hey, you ! Later days, pal ! Ah ! Hah hahhhh... It's sooo hot today. It rocks ! Is it cold today ? Oh ho ho ! See ya ! Here, get yourself a juice or something... "Ka-ching" (Ness got 50 dollars.) Good luck, ok ? |
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Do I have a mushroom on my head ? ↓ |
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(Yes) That's what I thought... Recently, I couldn't walk quite right. It was because of this mushroom. It's actually kind of fun, so I'll leave it there. |
(No) You're one of those people that says "no" right off the bat to any question, right ? |
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| Don't you think I look stylish with the mushroom ? | ||
