Welcome to Merrysville ! Podunk WEST Union Station NORTH |
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You look so happy all of the time ! An awful creature beat me up. If you're going to the station, watch out ! Get to school ! You are a school boy, aren't you ? Have you been to Sweet's Little Factory ? ↓ |
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(Yes) They manufacture Bottle Rockets there. |
(No) Hum. |
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I 'd like to be a doctor, and help sick people... and make lots of money doing it. |
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I got this from Duncan's factory in the north. Don't take me for an ordinary man. Although I am an ordinary man. |
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I heard the curfew in Podunk has been lifted. You know what that means, don't you ? We can cross the bridge once more ! I 've heard that in Duncan's Factory up north, they've started building huge rockets. |
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How can we get the big rocks off the railroad tracks ? I 'll bet the Mayor leaves them there'til election time. I think... I think... The rockslide on the railroad tracks... Could be blown up with a Duncan Factory Rocket. Excuse me... could you answer this questionnaire ? ↓ |
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(Yes) Do you think the train tickets are too expensive ? ↓ |
(No) Really ? This is a respectable survey... |
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(Yes) (No) Have you USEd the Bullhorn ? ↓ (Yes) (No) Thank you for your cooperation. In exchange... for your time, those Telephone Card is for you. Excuse me, but could you answer this questionnaire ? Oh ! I 'm sorry I 've already asked you these questions... I heard about some weird things over in Podunk. ↓ |
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(Yes) Heard a zombie was kidnapped... animals roamed the city streets... all kinds of crazy stuff. |
(No) Hum. |
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Coming this fall-Duncan's Debutantery Financing by, Architectural by, Construction by, The Duncan Company Inc. |
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Duncan Enterprises plans to build a strip-joint here. No one in town likes the idea of that at all ! |
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I 've heard many scary monsters lurk outside town. I 'm so afraid that they'll take my money away. |
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Big rocks block the railroad. The train cannot pass. |
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I told my kid to study, then play Nintendo games. Those are the rules around my house ! My husband is an important man at Twinkle School. He never eats lunch. |
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What happened to school ? You have school, don't you ? |
Welcome to Merrysville !! Cheap, fast and handsome. The best doctor is Old Sawbones Benny. Take advantage of specially priced treatments now !! Whether dead or alive, protect your life. |
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First Show me your money. Then I 'll treat you. Well...In your case, I 'll have to bill $0000 for your treatment. This special price was set just for you. ↓ |
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(Yes) Thanks for the $0000 You are now cured. Go get hurt again and come back soon. He-he-hee ! |
(No) Fine, die all on your own. I 'll phone a mortician. |
A restaurant, rant, rant, rant... Happy restaurant, rant, rant, rant... Are you happy ? |
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The Hotel in this town isn't any better than the one in Podunk, and yet it is so expensive... I think HAMBURGER is delicious, too. |
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All restaurant owners love musicals ! |